Watch Cher's opening monologue from last nights show in Phoenix Arizona! Who knew that Cher could spend four minutes discussing Kim Kardashian's ass? Plus Cher's and I quote "toilet papered nails." Interested about what that means? Watch and find out! Cher has still got it and she isn't getting old any time soon! She is one in a million and isn't about to let all these new girls come and take her place! In the immortal words of Cher... "Follow this you BITCHES!!!"
Now is the time to buy all of your Cher stuff! There is something for everyone! Shirts, sweatshirts, posters, lunch boxes, phone cases, mugs, etc! It's all FABULOUS and CHERTASTIC! I have already bought so much stuff and I know that you won't be able to resist all of the Cher goodies either! So go... have fun... and spend irresponsibly!
You have probably all heard by now, but I think you all should know that Pat Benatar and Cyndi Lauper are Cher's opening acts for the D2K Tour!!! Pat Benatar will be touring with Cher from Phoenix, AZ to Detroit, MI. Then Cyndi Lauper will be touring with Cher from Buffalo, NY to San Diego, CA. D2K is going to be fricken AWESOME!!!
If you have yet to follow Cher on Twitter you are seriously missing out! Cher's Twitter is the must read item of the year! All you need to do is go to Twitter and follow @cher! You will not be disappointed! It's funny, entertaining and full of good advice! Everything Cher says is perfect! FOLLOW CHER NOW!!!
Cher has been working to spread the world about the elephant named Billy who is being confined and tortured at the LA zoo. He is being kept in a tiny space which is like one of us being trapped in a closet and never being able to leave! Help spread the message!! SAVE BILLY! He desperately needs our help!